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euphornism 

you misspelled euphemism or euphoria, but let's make this a real word,

euphornism, pronounced (you-for-knee-ism) is the feeling you get when you post a well written document, make a delicious sandwich, or create an amazing animation that has you wanting to run around a lot and boosting your confidence, but at the same time has you wanting to do something with your life

overall, this is the best feeling you could get.
i misspelled euphornism, this mildly displeases me
euphornism by Russian Vesper January 13, 2018
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A mysterious instruments played by the select few. It is the most important instrument of the low brass. The players get sick and tired of people asking what a Euphonium is, and most likely didn't tell you. That is why you are on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: What's a Euphonium?
Euphonium Player: *face palm*
Euphonium by A Euph Player March 11, 2011

euphonium player 

A very talented sexy musican who is a natural born kisser
euphonium player by talented man September 12, 2015
a low brass instrument with 3 or 4 valves that can be played in treble or bass clef. hardly anybody knows what it is so euphonium players often get tired of explaining it. they are usually the least ignorant section in low brass and the smallest and most talented section in the band.
band director: can someone please explain the coda to the trombones!?
euphonium section: we can! we can!
euphonium by honorband71 July 7, 2010
n. a large 3- or 4-valved brass instrument resembling a small tuba; it is similar to the baritone horn but, while the baritone has a cylindrical (straight) bore, the euphonium has a conical (grows larger as it progresses towards the bell) bore, warming up the sound
The euphonium has a dark, rich sound--except when too much garbage has been dropped down the bell.

euphorgasmic 

A compound word consisting of Euphoria and Orgasmic
Holy shit this cake is so good its... its... EUPHORGASMIC!
euphorgasmic by Taedium May 6, 2008
The single most important instrument in the low brass section of a band. The players are often anal about the performance of other band members epically trumpets, and they are often the best players in the band.
Band Director: Thank you Euphonium's for an exceptional performance.
Euphonium player: It would have been better but the trumpets egos got in the way!
Euphonium by euphsrock October 25, 2007