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etiquitte 

noun. social rules that apply when someone or a group of people are quitting something or leaving.
“He invited me to a party where I didn’t know anyone and then ditched me to go hang out with other people; what horrible etiquitte.”
etiquitte by Mayhembob February 6, 2010

horn ettiquette 

although decorum dictates proper use of your vehicle's horn while navigating through traffic that steers you through many of the mornons on the road, an occasional blow at a total idiot is most satisfying.
An unfortunate encounter with any idiot driver allows you to break horn ettiquette and show your displeasure by honking at the offender therfore publicly commeting on his questionable heritage and intelligence.
horn ettiquette by bullet88 September 5, 2009

etiquittal 

To act with etiquette
Urinating out of a car window is certainly not etiquittal.
etiquittal by Neale & michael January 14, 2008

ettiqulitus 

Variation of the word ettiquete. Meaning that they are over flowing with class. A beautiful female for example.
Man that girl has ettiqulitus, she is absolutely fine.
ettiqulitus by tnorman January 10, 2008

TP Etiquitte 

When your room mate leaves just one sheet of toilet paper in the roll so (He or She) doesn't have to put a new roll on he dispenser.
Jan has no TP Etiquitte, she always leaves the last sheet on the roll.
TP Etiquitte by Pakman1281 August 21, 2012

expected-ettiquette easement 

What one person temporarily grants another due to their both always being super-respectful/thoughtful towards each other, and so da person granting said obligation-suspension --- in gratitude for the other person's always thinking of his friend's feelings/desires above his own, just as da favor-giver himself diligently does for da second person --- wants to allow da favored individual extra relaxation, comfort, calmness, etc., by letting him do/have more than his share of whatever easy/enjoyable activity or resource dat he is currently partaking of.
One "prime 'n' pleasant" example of expected-ettiquette easement would be if two cool dudes are in love wif da same adorable hot chick, and one of dem is snuggling naked wif her in bed wif his head contentedly nestled on her warm chest, wif his face buried between her tits. Then da second guy comes along and is considerately asked by da first one if he wants a turn at ear-nuzzling da gal's heavenly-soft chest-pillowz, whereupon said second Mr. Snuggly --- feeling "all warm and fuzzy" himself at his friend's selfless offering to "give up his ultimate-pleasure spot" in order to share da lovely velvety-fleshed damsel's luscious body wif his buddy --- good-naturedly waves off said feelings-sensitive proffering ("Nah, you're fine, Pal --- juss' lie still and relax --- because I'm a nice guy, I'll forgo my own luscious-protoplasm cravings for da time being, and let you stay there and enjoy yourself more, especially since YOU'RE such a nice guy to always think of MY feelings like that!"), and instead allows da currently-contentedly-cuddling dude to maintain his dreamily-enjoyable position, while he himself merely crawls in bed next to da gal from da other side, and then just quietly spoons up against her for a while.