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Enegery (En-NEH-ger-ree):

1. Noun. Something containing one or more typos.

2. Noun. Unintelligable textspeak.

3. Noun. The act of creating enegery.
Example 1:

Serenity (typing): This mroning I toally fel down the porcj steps!
Seth (also typing): Excuse me? You expect me to understand that enegery?

Example 2:

Lulu (texting): Doodz u no i is trippin rite? omg tgif i luv it.
Daniel: ...what the heck is with this chick? I've no idea what that enegery was all about.

Example 3:

Terran (typing): Can you plese come over tomoro? 'scuse my enegery, I'm rly late.
Dylan: Sure thing bro, I'll bring beer.
Enegery by Lady Grammatica December 2, 2010
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Something valued highly and supposedly emitted by sensitive, introverted empaths.
Make yourself known if you want me to put out my engery, and be present in your life.
engery by SinForTheWin July 4, 2018
enegry is when someone is too retarded to spell ' energy ' properly. The mistake is usually always done on the keyboard, and over 90% of the people who spell energy as 'enegry' , are complete and utter spastics.
Tom: Dont you hate it when you see the typo ' enegry ' , Alex?

Alex: Yeah, I just want to beat the shit out of the bloke who did it. Fukin tomato heads
enegry by Craazy_Jak May 18, 2009

NPC enegry 

in this type of energy,
You specifically only talk to people IF they talk to you
Person 1: bruh why u lonely?
Me: it's because I have alot of NPC enegry

Kinteic Asshole Enegry 

Kinteic ASshole enegry is when peoplea re being such d*cks and assholes that they began to gane enegry from it and they keep become more like an asshole the more they breath
"He had a ton of Kinteic ASshole Enegry"

"They began to gang a lot of asshole Kinteic Enegry and their bullshit grew"

Pontial Asshole Enegry 

Pontial Asshole enegry is a person waiting to gang their full kinetic asshole ways, they wait and wait to become a bitch and as time passes they gain more pontial enegry to strike their bullshit
"She began to gain a ton of Pontial Asshole Enegry"

"The pontial Asshole Enegry turned into Kinteic"
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