emptiful

(adjective)

Fully, or completely empty.

Larry: "Woah, this parking lot is emptiful!"
Dave: "I wish I brought my rollerblades!"

"Bob drank all the beers and left the cooler emptiful."

Pierce: "Perhaps Diane's head is as emptiful as we thought after all."

Farood: "So, is your glass half full, or half empty?"
Jonah: *drinks up*
"Well, now it's emptiful".
Farood: *poker face*

by Zacci May 4, 2017