emoswagger 

Walking improperly due to loss of blood after inflicting self harm purposely.

Mel: "Why are you walking funny?"
Kaz: *hides razor*
Random Kid: "It's the emoswagger."

emoswagger by Meloka December 27, 2008

Exswaggeration 

To make cooler than you actually are.

Boy 1: Look at me, I got bling and I got me some gold grills, what now bitches?

Boy 2: A classic case of exswaggeration.

Exswaggeration by properonlinealiasname October 27, 2011