Unforgeattable. A keeper for life. Once you've had her you'll never have enough. Sweet and sexy she loves to love. Will cook your favorite meals naked and feed you in bed then lick every part of your body. No other will ever compare.
Yo..can you believe dude got married!? He musta found an Emereice....
Damn you see how happy he looks? That's that Emereice effect.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).