E-mail. A new way of making a tit of yourself in the office. Caused by sending to all, rather than your boss, or sending to your boss rather than to all. This is usually followed by the ailment known as foot in mouth, which itself is followed by being metaphorically raped, grilled, or rinsed.
Me: Hey, I found this hilarious picture of my boss on a porn site...let me see, I'll e-mail it to everyone and we can laugh at him...


*E-mail from boss, asking to see him RE the picture he just recieved...*
Oh shit!


Me: This guy in my office is pissing me off. Jeez, just because I got found with his dog. I'm gonna e-mail the boss and ask for a transfer.


*Entire room erupts in laughter*
Oh shit!
by Jonathan Kerr May 18, 2007
Top Definition
Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.
Despite using a junk email filtering program, it is still a chore to delete 30+ messages a day.
by AYB November 06, 2003
Proof that a million monkeys typing randomly at keyboards would NOT produce a Shakespeare play
by Commendatore August 12, 2003
a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small
Man, I'm glad that email came, or I wouldn't have gotten that date!
by Alex January 18, 2004
a system of world-wide electronic communication in which a computer user can compose a message at one terminal that is generated at the recipient's terminal when he logs in
"Would you e-mail me a copy of that spreadsheet you made up the other day?"
"How about I email my dick to your mouth instead?"
by blink April 27, 2003
Email is another way of communicating in the Internet. It stands for electronic mail, and that's correct, it's like mail, but in the computer! Sometimes you get spam, in forums you get updates from them. You can write messages to each other in email.

Email is kinda like forums, except there is nobody to use the ban hammer on you or your friend, but you have to wait and there's nobody stopping you from posting porn, sending viruses, and posting spam.
Email is usually the best way of contacting somebody, since you do not pay to send an email or get an email, except for electricity bills.
by MisaTange July 05, 2009
A common tool used by Nigerians to acquire the bank account numbers of gullible Americans and Europeans.
The Crown Prince of Nigeria wants to pay me millions of dollars to help free his people. He even sent me an email about it so it must be true!
by A Nigerian Prince March 19, 2013
a virtual letter that could be used as a virus.
Always scan your e-mails for viruses.
by that guy August 04, 2003

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