a system of world-wide electronic communication in which a computer user can compose a message at one terminal that is generated at the recipient's terminal when he logs in
"Would you e-mail me a copy of that spreadsheet you made up the other day?"
"How about I email my dick to your mouth instead?"
by blink April 28, 2003
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“you’re giving major email vibes rn
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“yo check out my cool email”
“poopooballsack69skibidibuttfart420deeznutsfootlettuce@yahoo.com, really?”
yeah bro such a cool email”
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A practically useless method of worldwide communication, due to the widespread use of Instant Messaging.
I don't need email because I have AIM, ICQ, MSN, YIM, mIRC all running at the same time!
by Kenthar August 10, 2003
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Yet another way that crap from the Internet (pr0n, drugs, warez, virii etc) can be brought to you.. E-Mail also includes spam.
"Dude, my e-mail is fucked."
"Dude, my e-mail is brilliant, I got my house remortgaged, a fake diploma, pr0n site passwords, the lot."
by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003
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Something people with jobs use to communicate. Conservatives over 50 really hate them, no one really knows why.
1: "HILLARY'S EMAILS HUNTER'S LAPTOP UKRAINE VUVUZELA CHYNA 1984 100 MILLION DEAD"
2: "OK Boomer"
by Gjord August 15, 2022
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A means of distributing pr0n and surveys

No practical use found as yet.
I just recieved some more pr0n in teh email.
by soup+ March 4, 2003
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