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A way to lie in someones face, and not be called a lier, a delayed action lie.
I really would like to see you again, give me your email address.
by benthere December 18, 2011
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1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman

2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy
1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!

2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?

Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.

US postal worker: I'll take that.

Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.

US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
by Mz_Brown1997 April 02, 2010
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a virtual letter that could be used as a virus.
Always scan your e-mails for viruses.
by that guy August 04, 2003
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Electronic mail, often abbreviated to e-mail, email, or simply mail, is a store-and-forward method of writing, sending, receiving and saving messages over electronic communication systems. The term "email" (as a noun or verb) applies to the Internet email system based on the Simple Mail Transfer Protocol, to network systems based on other protocols and to various mainframe, minicomputer or intranet systems allowing users within one organization to send messages to each other in support of workgroup collaboration. Intranet systems may be based on proprietary protocols supported by a particular systems vendor, or on the same protocols used on public networks. Email is often used to deliver bulk unsolicited messages, or "spam", but filter programs exist which can automatically block, quarantine or delete some or most of these, depending on the situation.
I check my email every single day.
by *arizona July 10, 2008
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Electronic service which clogs your browser tabs with countless Facebook messages each and every day.
- Damnit, my e-mail's been running hot with all these junk Facebook messages today.
by Kickoffer September 20, 2007
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A practically useless method of worldwide communication, due to the widespread use of Instant Messaging.
I don't need email because I have AIM, ICQ, MSN, YIM, mIRC all running at the same time!
by Kenthar August 10, 2003
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Yet another way that crap from the Internet (pr0n, drugs, warez, virii etc) can be brought to you.. E-Mail also includes spam.
"Dude, my e-mail is fucked."
"Dude, my e-mail is brilliant, I got my house remortgaged, a fake diploma, pr0n site passwords, the lot."
by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003
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