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1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman

2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy
1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!

2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?

Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.

US postal worker: I'll take that.

Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.

US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
by Mz_Brown1997 April 02, 2010
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a system of world-wide electronic communication in which a computer user can compose a message at one terminal that is generated at the recipient's terminal when he logs in
"Would you e-mail me a copy of that spreadsheet you made up the other day?"
"How about I email my dick to your mouth instead?"
by blink April 27, 2003
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Electronic mail, often abbreviated to e-mail, email, or simply mail, is a store-and-forward method of writing, sending, receiving and saving messages over electronic communication systems. The term "email" (as a noun or verb) applies to the Internet email system based on the Simple Mail Transfer Protocol, to network systems based on other protocols and to various mainframe, minicomputer or intranet systems allowing users within one organization to send messages to each other in support of workgroup collaboration. Intranet systems may be based on proprietary protocols supported by a particular systems vendor, or on the same protocols used on public networks. Email is often used to deliver bulk unsolicited messages, or "spam", but filter programs exist which can automatically block, quarantine or delete some or most of these, depending on the situation.
I check my email every single day.
by *arizona July 10, 2008
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a virtual letter that could be used as a virus.
Always scan your e-mails for viruses.
by that guy August 04, 2003
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Electronic service which clogs your browser tabs with countless Facebook messages each and every day.
- Damnit, my e-mail's been running hot with all these junk Facebook messages today.
by Kickoffer September 20, 2007
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Email is a useful tool that is most useful in work, event planning, and school but often stigmatized as a means of personal correspondence. Like any other channel of communication (ex, phone calls, faxes, mail, texts, or social media) it can be abused.
In the early days of social media, many people found pen-pals through message boards or America Online with whom to exchange email. That was never proof that the person did not know how to talk to people but was simply exploring new ways of communication.
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A practically useless method of worldwide communication, due to the widespread use of Instant Messaging.
I don't need email because I have AIM, ICQ, MSN, YIM, mIRC all running at the same time!
by Kenthar August 10, 2003
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