elbow flu
What caused your hangover - you bent your elbow and it flew into your mouth. An excuse to not go into work.
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Elbow Flusher
When your body takes some bad Thai food, combines it with stomach juice and flu from said bad Thai food, a a lot of gurgling of the digestive track, and creates an unholy combination that smells so horrible and is so foul when it comes out, you flush the toilet with your elbow to purge the putrid mixture in the most expedient method possible. It is a reaction, a reflex that requires no thought, and predates humanity in its existence.
Instantaneous reaction, requiring no thought.
Instantaneous reaction, requiring no thought.
I sweated as I recalled the day's earlier turd disposal that was so horrid I had to do an elbow flusher. The toilet I deposited that unholy brew into was out of service the next day. I was proud of that. I broke a toilet.
Elbow Flusher by TheTurdDropper May 13, 2026
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Fluffer's elbow
Fluffer's elbow by Melminmafia November 30, 2016
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026