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1.
ONLY THE COOLEST/HOTTEST GROUP OF PEOPLE TO EVER STEP FOOT ON EARTH. Also, they are basically the creators of civilization.
Damn! Thats one cool Egyptian!
by Dalia March 30, 2005
 
2.
1) A person or thing from the northeast African nation of Egypt. Refers to the ancient people of the lower Nile Valley (Kemet) and their modern-day descendents, the Copts. Also the Nubians of Middle Egypt, the Berbers of Siwa in the western part of the country, or the Arabs who colonized the country shortly after the birth of Islam.

2) Either the ancient language of Egypt and its hieroglyphic script and its deriatives, or its latest form, Coptic, or the Egyptian dialect of Arabic, which has 'g' instead of 'j' and a glottal stop instead of 'q'.

3) A very old but well-preserved person.

4) Someone from a very far away place. See BFE.
1) Tutankhamun and Muhammad Ali were two famous Egyptian leaders.

2) The inscription is in a later form of Egyptian, written in hieratic script, which is simplified hieroglyphs.

3) Dick Clark is such an Egyptian.

4) Dude, we're lost. The people here are such Egyptians.
by LudwigVan October 04, 2004
 
3.
To be Egyptian is to be really really ridiculously late to all events, gossip incessantly, and to bronounce B's as P's and P's as B's. To be the child of an Egyptian family, you know how it feels to be spanked by a ship-shib. To an Egyptian, there is sadly no such thing as a surprise party. As presents, Egyptians only buy and receive Best Buy gift cards. Every Egyptian spends their entire childhood defending the fact that they do not build pyramids in their backyards, will not be mummified and DO NOT ride camels to school! Oh, they also tend to be loud and obnoxious... Always...
Wow! That guy is obnoxious! He must be Egyptian!
by Kirellos, Mark, Marena, Meina January 19, 2005
 
4.
A sexual act involving the nose.
YEAH DUDE! I gave her and EGYPTIAN!
by skyyraine November 17, 2007
 
5.
a native or inhabitant of Egypt. Most commonly known as sand niggas.
There goes that fucking egyptian again
by Who said that? January 07, 2008
 
6.
camelfuckers
Karim is an egyptian camelfucker
by mwg12393 June 30, 2009
 
7.
A bullshitting mother fucker, lies, cheats, decieves, and is GOOD AT IT! They consider themselves arab, but are in Africa... making them AFRICANS! They are a disgrace to Arabs. They are spreading all over the world like roaches.
"I got scammed by that salesman"
"He was definately an egyptian mother fucker"
by Farahfoora December 16, 2005