ecojaculate
ecojaculate by Dazer January 7, 2009
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egojaculate
egojaculate
Pronunciation: \ˈē-(ˌ)gō-jac·u·late\;
Function: adjective;
Etymology: : New American English, a combination of the New Latin, I, plus the Latin ejaculatus, past participle of ejaculari to throw out, from e- + jaculari to throw, from jaculum dart, from jacere to throw
Date: 2009
transitive verb
1 : to eject an opinion of the self (typically a douche bag) especially as contrasted with another self or the world in an orgasm of ego masturbation eg <"Kanye West, the egotard had another egojaculation over Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs.">
2 : to ego-fart suddenly and vehemently; a : with an air of an ego maniac 2 b : because of uncontrollable self-esteem 1 eg <"On the Today show, Tom Cruise egojaculated about Brooke Shields and how he thinks psychiatry is a pseudo science and scientology is a legitimate religion.">
Synonyms: ego-fart, egoqueaf, ego masturbation, ego-fap, egohole
Related Words: egosmashtical, ego fried, ego maniac, ego tripping, egobese, egotard
Antonyms: polite, complimentary, appeasing, gracious, altruistic, caring
Misspellings: egaculate, ego-jaculate, egojackulate
Pronunciation: \ˈē-(ˌ)gō-jac·u·late\;
Function: adjective;
Etymology: : New American English, a combination of the New Latin, I, plus the Latin ejaculatus, past participle of ejaculari to throw out, from e- + jaculari to throw, from jaculum dart, from jacere to throw
Date: 2009
transitive verb
1 : to eject an opinion of the self (typically a douche bag) especially as contrasted with another self or the world in an orgasm of ego masturbation eg <"Kanye West, the egotard had another egojaculation over Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs.">
2 : to ego-fart suddenly and vehemently; a : with an air of an ego maniac 2 b : because of uncontrollable self-esteem 1 eg <"On the Today show, Tom Cruise egojaculated about Brooke Shields and how he thinks psychiatry is a pseudo science and scientology is a legitimate religion.">
Synonyms: ego-fart, egoqueaf, ego masturbation, ego-fap, egohole
Related Words: egosmashtical, ego fried, ego maniac, ego tripping, egobese, egotard
Antonyms: polite, complimentary, appeasing, gracious, altruistic, caring
Misspellings: egaculate, ego-jaculate, egojackulate
Kanye West likes to egojaculate at award shows.
Talk shows are the typical venue of the egojaculator.
Many stars have ruined their reputations over egojaculation, but Pee Wee Herman lost his by ejaculation.
Talk shows are the typical venue of the egojaculator.
Many stars have ruined their reputations over egojaculation, but Pee Wee Herman lost his by ejaculation.
egojaculate by wmaxwell September 19, 2009
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egojaculate • ecojaculate • ego • Ego-ing • Ego-Surfing • Ego’d • ego death • ego-ed • ego-fart • Ego lifter
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Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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