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Dumbfounded 

Someone who is so utterly confused about every little thing said to them.
Joe: “have you seen my homework papers?”
Karen: “we have homework?”
Joe: “Yeah, where are my papers?”
Karen: “WE HAD PAPERS?!”
Joe: “Jesus lord..Why are you so dumbfounded all the time..”
Dumbfounded by Carlss..anthem December 31, 2019

dumbfoundedly 

The man stood quite dumbfoundedly, as he was informed that the word dumbfoundedly is, indeed, not a word used in proper english.
dumbfoundedly by Doctor Wolfington January 27, 2005

dumbfounded 

Used to define something so horribly stupid and dumb, to the point it isn't even funny.
Syd: Dude that kid actually thought you played for Bodom.
Kraig: I'm not really surprised, I always believed that kid was pathetically dumbfounded. This just proved my point.
dumbfounded by Rawr ! February 10, 2005

dumbfounded 

- To be greatly astonished or surpised.
Me:The things you say are dumbfounded.

Friend: I'm not dumb!

Me: Well I wasn't saying you were, I was saying the things you said are showing that you are astonished at unimpressive things. Now I'm saying you're dumb.
dumbfounded by It'sAnonymouse May 18, 2018

dumbfounded 

to slap your dick across a womens face
i dumbfouned the shit out of that girl.
dumbfounded by glaids April 8, 2004

Gation dumbfounded 

U stupid and don't know ur foods
Gation dumbfounded by ZX7 Panda December 17, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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