drunk catcher 

An obstacle found in one's path that, while drunk, provides an incredible challenge to avoid. This includes cracks in the sidewalk, low-hanging tree branches, abnormal curbs, and members of the opposite sex who are of questionable attractiveness. Generally, these are ranked by class, or degree of difficulty: class 1 being the lowest and class 5 being the highest.

The captain totally tweaked his ancle last night on a class 5 drunk catcher.

drunk catcher by gingerman September 8, 2005

drunk catcher 

A drunk catcher is an area where drunk drivers commonly crash. Usually at the end of long straightaways. Commonly marked by tire skid marks and damage to the guardrails.
A drunk catcher can often refer to the guardrails themselves.
Very common in rural areas.

Common drunk catcher areas include:
Sharp curves
Dead ends
Stop signs

drunk catcher by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005

Catchen Drunk Phrase 

Playing catch phrase totally inebriated

"Dude, why'd you piss in my sink???"
"Sorry, i blame it on the Catchen Drunk Phrase

Catchen Drunk Phrase by Amberlee117 February 8, 2010