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driving range 

A man's perineum; see taint. So called because it's where the balls land when a man plays with his wood.
"I call Mabel 'The Groundskeeper,'" Ned told his assembled buddies, "because of all of the attention she gives my driving range when we're in bed."
driving range by Ned December 24, 2003
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driving range 

Where one goes to crush golf balls off a tee on a fenced in range while imagining the face of their boss on the golf ball.
I go to the driving range when my supervisor pisses me off.
driving range by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

driving range 

The location just below a nice young woman or nasty crackwhore's vagina. So named because as you repeatedly drive into said person with your purple headed warrior the testes or balls are smacked onto the area below the vagina or axe wound. As the balls are being driven onto this area of the body it is quite logical to call it the driving range.
I was fucking your mom last night and I can garuntee her driving range is sore becuase I have balls or brass.

Rage driving 

Expressing you feelings of deep uncontrollable anger in a way that all the other drivers around you will know how your are feeling also.

Aggressively maneuvering around cars while shouting obscenities at them for going the speed limit.

A desperate attentpt to get attention.
My sister went through her husbands iPad and found he had been telling other people her personal issues.... The more she obsesses over the messages the more anger build up and she decided to get into her car and go rage driving like she is on a murder mission as a one man wolf pack.
Rage driving by KrayzieK August 24, 2017
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