capable of filling their lives (and the lives of those around them) with distasteful shenanigans and/or complaints about insignificant bs.

Drama goldfish will expand to fill the space you provide them.

Most likely to be human, but can also be animal or inanimate object.
Since my drama goldfish went to rehab, I've had time to learn Swahili.
by Beatrix is a Kiddo January 27, 2011
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