a disclosure to certain privileged persons hidden from the majority of mankind that the majority of mankind itself has become douchy.
Douchacalypse is a modification of the word Apocalypse (Greek: Ἀποκάλυψις Apokálypsis; "lifting of the veil" or "revelation") which is a term applied to the disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of mankind. Today the term is often used to refer to Armageddon, also referred to as the end of the
world, which
may be a shortening of the phrase apokalupsis eschaton which literally means "revelation at the end of the
æon, or age". In the Christian tradition, 'The Apocalypse' refers in particular to the
Book of Revelation, the last
book of the
Bible.
Dude 1: "Dude, the Apocalypse
may happen in
2012, but the Douchacalypse is already here in 2010."
Dude 2: "Dude, finding a
hot, undouchy chick is hard enough, now I have to deal with this?