douchebread

total Opposite of Snowbread.
Lame,uncool,stupid, worthless pretty much anything negative.

imadumbfuckin12yrold:lolz omagawd imma kick yo a$$
smart kid: dude ...you are so douchebread. get a life.

by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008

Douchefreude

An irresistible impulse to grandstand in order to be seen as a hero. A selfish, lame attempt to enhance one's social status. The word derives from douche (obnoxious, offensive person) and freude (joy). Literally: "joy of being oneself, a douche."

Me: Bob Costas should have never opened his mouth about gun control.

You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.

by FreedomRiders December 8, 2012

douchebragg

A friend who, about once a week, is very difficult to get on with, usually by being introverted, quiet, and generally weird.

Person 1: Caitlin can't come out as she is busy this evening...
Person 2: Doing what?
Person 1: Oh breathing I think.
Person 2: What a douchebragg!

by KenBrownsey4life May 20, 2009

Douchebagadonia

A small country bordered by Fucktardistan and Assholonia

I met Ryan Seacrest in at the Fucktardistan airport on his way to Assholinia, and had a layover in Douchebagadonia.

by The Timmeh April 4, 2009

douchebragging

A heightened version of bragging or "self-glossing."

Bragging about yourself, talking about your own accomplishments, talking about how much money you have or how good you are at sporst, how smart you are, how much god loves you, giving advice to others as if you are the top dog, etc.

Especially used when done not in-person, but through Facebook or Twitter, thus broadcasting the brag not at one person, but to everyone.

Did you see his status update "Private planes help me travel in peace, to 4 cities in one day and 4 countries in one week." Talk about douchebragging!

Status: "FULL RIDE TO HARVARD!" Comments: DOUCHEBRAG!

by markcorrigan March 30, 2010

douchebeard

A beard that is not fully grown in and is trying to be pulled off as cool; A very small, unattractive strip of hair on a man's chin.

"Hey man can you believe Stephen has a beard now?"

"Naww man, thats just a douchebeard."

by Lil' C Wild Card May 4, 2010

Douchebadge

What a corporate ID badge becomes when worn on a belt or lanyard, especially while not in the office or on campus. Keep that shit in your wallet, nobody cares where you work.

Wow, this starbucks is full of Microsofties and their blue douchebadges.

by dashtrash July 21, 2010