4 definitions by markcorrigan

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Originating from Middlesbrough, England

The act of getting intoxicated through the use of alcohol or recreational drugs to the point of not being aware that one has soiled themselves violently.
Man 1: Hey man, that ket is insane, I'm feeling pretty bezzed
Man 2: I can smell it from here, you twat
by MarkCorrigan January 08, 2014

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A heightened version of bragging or "self-glossing."

Bragging about yourself, talking about your own accomplishments, talking about how much money you have or how good you are at sporst, how smart you are, how much god loves you, giving advice to others as if you are the top dog, etc.

Especially used when done not in-person, but through Facebook or Twitter, thus broadcasting the brag not at one person, but to everyone.
Did you see his status update "Private planes help me travel in peace, to 4 cities in one day and 4 countries in one week." Talk about douchebragging!

Status: "FULL RIDE TO HARVARD!" Comments: DOUCHEBRAG!
by markcorrigan March 30, 2010

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A verb or adjective.

The act of an otherwise heterosexual male talking excessively about feelings and emotions for no reason other than to get attention or to cultivate an image in front of emotionally insecure teenage girls.
Boy 1: I'm so upset, sometimes I cut myself although I'm not sure why
Girl 1: Me too, I also do this and do not have any reason to do so
Girl 2: Don't forget about me gang, I self-harm more than either of you and I have absolutely no idea why other than that I might just be an over-emotional pathological liar
Man 1: Woah, how Heslin
by MarkCorrigan January 11, 2014

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PPO
Abbreviation of "Pussy Pound Out." Used when discussing sex in a context--particularly sex that just happened--in a situation where discussing sex is not appropriate. Especially useful when at work. It is actually an extremely polite way to crudely discuss one's sexual behavior, and is increasingly considered the best form of etiquette when discussing sex among certain circles.
On the phone at work:

"Grady! Did you get those PPOs taken care of yesterday?"

or

"Yeah. Not just one PPO last night, but three! Things are going great!"

(Anyone over-hearing is completely unaware.)
by markcorrigan March 30, 2010

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