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1)T.V. psychic John Edward. He is the biggest douche in the universe.

2)Total, faggy, smelly people. They act wierd in private but act as if they are one of us. Like how people would rather jack-off in private than in public. They hardly put deodorant on or take showers or baths because most of them are proud of who they are. Normal people can hardly stand their annoying gestures, immature taunts, homosexuality and them talking all femimine. They are the scariest type of people on earth (them and gay men, women are ok) and may often give people false hope, like T.V. psychic John Edward, who he himself looks like a douche already.

3)People who are just plain annoying.
Guy 1: Arren Ramos is such a bitch!

Guy 2: And plainly just looks like a douche!

Girl: Yeah, she's the most annoying kid in the world!
by Anita Tit August 12, 2006
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1.
a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
you're such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.
by seraphina October 05, 2003
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2.
1. George W. Bush, president of the United States.
2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
See also douchebag]. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag].
George Bush is such a douche, man.
by YOREMA October 27, 2004
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3.
Literal - A liquid concoction used for sanitizing and cleaning the female nether regions.

Actual - (Adj) A person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you run your game. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)
That beaatch is a "douche", yo. Tell her to step or catch five quick ones!

My boy was "douchin'" out hard last night! The had to carry his ass out the J-Kwon show.

That kid is real "douchey". Keep him out the crib.

His name is Rich, but we all call him "The Douche".
by cfee2xd May 26, 2004
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4.
Product mistakenly used under the unfortunate impression that it will improve the environmental condition of the female nether-regions. In fact, the vagina is a self-cleaning organ and use of this product may hinder the "good bacteria" naturally present whose job it is to maintain a state of cleanliness. Should the vagina show signs of infection which would potentially lead to the mistaken impression that douching would be a good idea (unpleasant smell, etc.), one should seek professional medical treatment because they probably have some sort of an infection which can be cleared up properly with medication.
The use of douche, an unfortunately common practice, leads all too frequently to a disruption in the normal self-cleansing vaginal environment, resulting in repeated and worsening symptoms.
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5.
The acknowledgement of an accusation, or a point made by someone you consider to be a douche bag.
Accented E: pronounced dew/shay

Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible."

Student: "Douché."
by nom de plumb June 16, 2009
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6.
Pronounced "doosh"

*Vaginal cleaning item.
*An offense-purpose word toward a person.
"You're such a douche!"
by Dave April 16, 2004
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7.
1)The French word for shower.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.
"Je prendrai une douche." or "Cletus, after yo' sister squeezes out that young'n, go'n git her a douche from the Uni-Mart."
by Donald Duck May 01, 2003
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