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15.
The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck!?") or to be fucked over, etc.
To put it in perspective:

In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.

In the slangier, negative sense:
Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!
by pappy July 24, 2004
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16.
A guy who gets a girl and dosen't deserve her.
"look at that douche, he cheats on her"
by Chris March 27, 2005
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17.
n. an insult used in the same manner as idiot or moron, but more specifically directed towards persons who have power over your judgement when you don't want them to.

v. the act of using a douche.
No, that is NOT the correct way to play guitar, you stupid douche. I don't care if you have been playing for five years. You've been doing it wrong the entire time.

Go douche yourself woman, then come to me with a valid opinion about NSBM.
by Blasphemer_0 January 24, 2005
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18.
Acknowledging a person's comeback while adding that they are a douche.

(Combination of Douche and Touché.)
Person 1: Hey! I got a B+ on my exam!

Person 2: Dude, I got an A.

Person 1: Douché...
by Zoltarr777 November 09, 2010
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19.
The True Hookah King
Hey guys! Did you see the new video about Twilight and weed that Douche put on his blogtv?!
by spencermoody December 09, 2010
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20.
To truly describe a douche would be relatively impossible. But here are some of the tell-tale signs that let you know if you, or someone you know maybe be suffering from being a douche:

-Wears american eagle/lacoste shirts with collar permanently popped

-Walks with a little too much of a gangster bounce in his step(note that this rule does not apply if douche in question is black. being dark brown doesn't keep you exempt from this rule)

-Talks like they have an expanse of knowledge of the world when it is in fact the opposite

-Talks obnoxiously and douche-tastically loud so that others have no option but to overhear they're ridiculously trivial conversations

-Pretending to be black, under any circumstances, constitutes automatic doucheness

-Punch their friends on the shoulder soft enough not to hurt, but hard enough to think they actually have some dominance in their circle of friends

-Wear the christian cross on a necklace when their not religious because they want to be like one of those religious badasses in the action movies(e.g. the sniper in Saving Private Ryan. only but he was actually religious)

-Thinking their the fucking bees knees when in reality they're just a DOUCHE!!!
*brown man walks in with popped collar and overly large bounce in his step*

Observer 1: Check out the height on that collar. A true display of douchebaggery

Observer 2: And the bounce puts the icing on his douchebag cake.

Observer 3: I bet he thinks he's the fucking bees knees...
by Saucy n00b September 26, 2008
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21.
obnoxious frat guys who think they are the shit. Obvious indicators include blonde girlfriends, popped collars, baggy clothes and the intention to get drunk during every waking moment
Spencer Pratt pretty much screams DOUCHE
by dfhjkhfkhsfj February 26, 2008
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