(n) 1. The French and Russian word for shower 2. A vaginal cleansing utility 3. (slang) An offensive word describing (v) 1. To clean the vagina
(n.) 1. "Ya shas paydu k~" ("I will go to the shower soon" on Russian) 2. "Can you please hand me the ~ so I may clean my vagina?" 3. "You, my friend, are a ~." (v.) 1. "Leave me alone and let me ~ myself!"
by Danny Kaplun December 18, 2004
An accusation or witty point made by a douchebag. A way to recognize the wit and barb of a statement, while simultaneously insulting the speaker. Prounounced doo-shay.
To that I can only say douche' .
by J Bo January 23, 2007
1. Bruno Mars
- Who dared to sing "Just the way you are" and "I think I want to mary you"? - A compete douche, forget it.
by Sam79000 April 22, 2011
Douche with the added apastrophe e ('e) to make it a sound like touch'e often used in an argument when one person has defeated the other with a quick jab of wit
Dewd: hahahha, ur gay
Dude: your MOM'S gay!
Dewd: (admitting defeat) douch'e
by Rorudo August 26, 2007
- A french word meaning; shower
- A name you call an immature idiot(usally male) that pisses them off, very offensive
-An item used ( more in older days ) to clean the ladies lower area
" Sarah did you just see that douche who just ran that red light, he almost hit that little kid"
by hpluvr February 10, 2009
when some one is either talking some bullshit, or talking out their ass, or acting like a douche bag. completely replaces the term 'tou che" by subtley adding the "dou" from "douche'.
guy 1- i think cannibus is a better rapper than eminiem
guy 2- nah dude listem to em's flow in "dead wrong"
guy 1- "dou che"
by seanandtom January 10, 2009
Kanye West post VMA awards, after dissing Taylor Swift, has become the definition of douche
That douche interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douche!!
by wari September 17, 2009

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