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The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck!?") or to be fucked over, etc.
To put it in perspective:

In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.

In the slangier, negative sense:
Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!
by pappy July 24, 2004
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- A french word meaning; shower
- A name you call an immature idiot(usally male) that pisses them off, very offensive
-An item used ( more in older days ) to clean the ladies lower area
" Sarah did you just see that douche who just ran that red light, he almost hit that little kid"
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A guy who gets a girl and dosen't deserve her.
"look at that douche, he cheats on her"
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(doo-SHEY) an expression used for acknowledging a telling remark or rejoinder while simultaneously acknowledging that the person who said the remark is a douche for saying it.
Jim: I should've walked further to get to that restaurant.

Bob: Actually, you mean to say you should have walked "farther" to get to that restaruant.

Jim: Douché.
by DarkRoom February 14, 2010
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a device used to scrub out a sordid, stinking, gungey pussy
jeniffer's sickeningly filthy minge made the boys gag. so jason did the decent thing; he bought her a multipack of douches for christmas. "oh great!" she exclaimed. "now my vagina won't smell of rotting seafood!" she went into the toilet and got busy.
by dombo June 17, 2004
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(n) 1. The French and Russian word for shower 2. A vaginal cleansing utility 3. (slang) An offensive word describing (v) 1. To clean the vagina
(n.) 1. "Ya shas paydu k~" ("I will go to the shower soon" on Russian) 2. "Can you please hand me the ~ so I may clean my vagina?" 3. "You, my friend, are a ~." (v.) 1. "Leave me alone and let me ~ myself!"
by Danny Kaplun December 18, 2004
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A variation of the well known word in pop culture "touché". While "touché" is used in popular culture and general conversation — for example, in an argument or debate — to congratulate someone on a clever response to an argument, "douché" is used when the person you're arguing with or debating thinks they made a meaningful and clever response, but they really just said something that made them sound like a douchebag and didn't bolster their position at all.
You: This
Douchebag: Something else (where 'something else' just makes them sound like a douchebag)
You: Ah... douché!
by bryanwn October 23, 2009
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