double gouch

The enlarged area between a man's rectum and his genitalier, that due to infection swells up, blocking his rectum and constricting his genitalier. Causing blue testicals and piles.
Thought to be transmitted through having sexual intercourse with a Janner.

Swollen Gouch, creating a Double Gouch

double gouch by SkiBGB October 18, 2011

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Double Gooch Kick

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

Double Gooch Kick by JJ January 16, 2004

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double gooch

Double Gooch- "What you see from behind when a girl is getting DP." -Matt Browning, MGMT Pinks, West Gray

Perhaps a double gooch?

double gooch by matt.b.talks.loud December 22, 2013

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doubledouche

it's bad enough when you have to deal with one douchebag, but when said douchebag brings their douche-ey friend along; you have been hit with a dose of "doubledouche".

omg, here comes paige. ahh shit shes got that retarded fat girl with her. incoming doubledouche!

doubledouche by neverbebg April 1, 2010

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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