115 definitions by JJ

Potable Water

Drinkable water.

Mexico does not have any potable water.

by JJ March 16, 2004

housband

n. occupation name.
A man who works at home for his family, cleaning, cooking, (rearing children,) etc., esp. one who does not work outside of the home.

This is a back-formation derived from housewife and a blending with husband (no pun here, purely linguistics) The e in the base house- is omitted to make the noun masculine. The new base hous- blends with husband, oh la la...you get a housband.

^^ : "I've always wanta be a housband growing up. You know...a professional stay-at-home-dad!"

-_-: "Ha...I knew it...i always suspect you as a queer boy."

by JJ March 21, 2005

scrage

A very ugly guy or girl.

Jason's girlfriend was a scrage!

by JJ February 26, 2003

wankshaft

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.

Crash is a wankshaft.

by JJ January 30, 2004

just good friends

1.Used when a girl breaks up with a man. Means she wants everything in the relationship (the talking, the feelings, the emotions), but the guy doesn't get the sex.
2. Used by one guy to describe a relationship with a girl. This means he was rejected and didn't get any play.

1. I think we should just be good friends. Means: I want you to be in a relationship with me, but I will be having sexx with other guys and not you.
2. SHe and I are just good freinds. Meeans: I made a pass at her, but I got rejected.

by JJ July 13, 2004

gmbp

chat room on aol called guess movie by plot

lets get out of mean people only and go to gmbp

by JJ July 30, 2003

take it to the face

a euphemism for snorting

i had to write a paper so i took some adderall to the face and got it done in 3 hours

by JJ April 8, 2005