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Double Deuce 

The teacher gave Bill an F on his paper, so he gave the teacher the Double Deuce.
Double Deuce by SPGLink February 24, 2003

Double Deuce 

The act of sticking up both middle fingers instead of just one, usually for added emphasis on the unspoken "fuck you" message.
In R is for Road Rage: "When one barrel just isn't enough, let loose with both arms to let them know you think they're especially big shit stabbers. An unintended side effect of the double deuce is that you will lose complete control of your car, so you'll swerve back and forth wildly for added effect."
-Maddox, The Alphabet of Manliness
Double Deuce by Damn anonymous June 23, 2006

Double Deuce 

When you take a crap, wipe up, and just as you walk out of the bathroom you must turn around and take another crap.
Friend: "what took you so long"
You: "I thought i was done five minutes ago, but it turned into a double deuce"
Double Deuce by Jijjiii June 21, 2009

Double Deuces

When a girl has two on the rack AND two in the back
fine ass girl walks into the room...

Ryan: damn that girl's got two on the rack and two in the back!

Lloyd & Jarel: DOUBLE DEUCES!!!!!
Double Deuces by the 4 seasonz September 7, 2009

Double Deuce 

Twenty two ounce bottle of beer or malt liquor, See: dub deuce
I need to pound a double deuce.
Double Deuce by Anonymous May 12, 2003

the double deuce 

a term for giving the finger with both hands showing the finger.
My personal favorite way to flip the bird is the double deuce
the double deuce by Trogdor June 3, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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