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1. to be an old man.

2. to procrastinate far past a point where it is healthy.
1. He acts like he's 85! What a dorsch!

2. He's been sitting there for 3 hours and wrote nothing? How dorschy is he?!
dorsch by Princess Lonxx March 17, 2008
Dörsch is a word you can use as a placeholder for any word you want to. Dörsch!
Dörsch by Christoph Lurtz November 17, 2020

dorsch bag 

1. someone who acts kinda like a douche but is funny

2. a sarcastic son of a bitch

3. gypsy
1. That was a dorsch bag move

2. You're a sack fotching dorsch bag

3. gypsy
dorsch bag by Keith D March 5, 2008

Hailey Dorsch 

someone who cannot get a man no matter how hard she tries
Hailey Dorsch by lonelyassbitch April 14, 2019

Domschot 

I really can’t stand him, he’s a total Domschot
Domschot by JJTheDude May 25, 2019

Dorchester Mudslide 

A mixed drink created by mixing Nesquik with a nip of Baileys, preferably in the Nesquik bottle itself. Named for the notoriously crime ridden Dorchester neighborhood in Boston, the original home of the drink.
The cops have been cracking down on public drinking, so I've had to start subtley pounding back Dorchester Mudslides. Looks like Nesquik, tastes almost as good.