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dolorblindness 

The frustration that you'll never be able to understand another person's pain, only, ever searching their face for some faint evocation of it, then rifling through your own experiences for some slapdash comparison wishing you could tell them truthfully, "I know exactly how you feel."

Coined by author and poet, John Coney
The dolorblindness I feel seeing her like that is unbearable.
dolorblindness by LexiTheDobie December 14, 2021
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Domdrop is a brief period of depression that can occur after sex to the dominant partner/masochist in a BDSM situation. Subdrop is more frequently talked about, and potentially more common, but both can occur, and domdrop often involves feelings of guilt. Since post coital dysphoria, the medical term for sadness after sex, results from endorphins falling, the higher the fall, the bigger the drop; domdrop and subdrop most frequently occur after particularly intense sessions. The best management is physical affection, communication, reassurance, and time.
Babe do you want to cuddle for a bit? You seem like you’re experiencing domdrop.
domdrop by Your local switch March 12, 2022

Dolores Jane Umbridge 

Dolores Jane Umbridge, or just Umbridge, is the toad faced cunt that first appears in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. She is loathed by almost every student, teacher or employee in Hogwarts, aside from Slytherin house which she shows blatant favouritism to, and the caretaker Filch. She has committed several atrocities to many characters, such as her firing Harry to carve *I must to tell lies* into his hand for weeks on end, forcefully sacking Treylawney, refusing to teach the students and actual education, attempting to sack and Hagrid, and nearly killing McGonagall in the process and trying to send Albus Dumbledore to Azkaban. In The Deathly Hallows, she becomes the Minister for Magic, and starts making illegal court cases against muggleborn witches and and wizards. At the end of the series, she is committed to Azkaban. In HP, almost every single character has something redeemable and there is barely a character that is completely hated. That being said, I have never found a character who doesn't despise Umbridge.
HP fan: Hey, do you think Lucius Malfoy was a good character?
Me: Well, he's no Dolores Jane Umbridge.

Dolores umbridge 

A motherfucking idiot who dresses in all pink and makes students write with quills that cut into their hands. If you like this character, seek mental help.
Dolores umbridge is my least favourite harry potter character
Dolores umbridge by Pantyshitter December 30, 2020
A ship that mere mortals would not know the truth of.
What do you think about Dordrik?
Dordrik by kerensaheywood November 24, 2020

Dolores Madrigal. 

The most beautiful thing on earth from the move, 'Encanto.' She was given a gift, (superpower) which is super hearing. Her hair goes in a bun and is from Colombia. She has a crush on her cousin, Isabela's boyfriend, not knowing the future of her and Mariano. (Isabela's boyfriend.)
Me: OMG have you seen 'Encanto?!'
Bff: Yes, why?
Me: Who's your fav?
Bff: Uhhh, Camilo Madrigal.
Me: What about Dolores Madrigal? She's Beautiful! She can hear my Pizza Rolls finish from a mile away!
Sis: I also like Dolores Madrigal.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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