Doldo

A extinct species of bird, rumoured to have 9 penises and a lazy eye. The specie's population peaked around 1993, the chinese year of the Gobdaines. It is said that on one occasion a lone Norwegian tourist in Greymouth was scornfully rediculed after stepping on a wounded Doldo's scrotum. Fossilized remains of these ancient sexual creatures can be found at the stoke memorial hall and Palmerston North rugby museum.

"Herp Derp" cried the Doldo.

"The thing that strikes me most
is the size of the doldo" - anonymous

by Penismaster18 December 06, 2010

Doldo

-A doldo is a sex toy used by men that is specifically not a flesh light or an onahole.

-A sex doll.

A girl uses a dildo a guy uses a doldo.

by piratebootyman May 15, 2018

Doldo

The male equivalent of a Dildo, may come in the form of a flashlight or sex doll

"i used my new Doldo last night bro, best $20 i ever spent"

by TheAussieGrubb September 07, 2018

Doldo

N. Someone who makes bot internet accounts and uses them to gain money and notoriety. No one likes this person.
V. To be a Doldo.
Adj. To be of the Doldo variety.

"I heard Albert's a Doldo. Fuck that guy."
"I was strapped for cash, so I decided to doldo myself out of the situation."

by Jeremy Nuttington March 28, 2014

Dildo and doldo enterprises

A company that makes dildos and doldos. Invented during 20 questions

The stocks for dildo and doldo enterprises are doing insane

by Potato Nuggets64 March 20, 2021