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doodie calls 

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence
Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014
Related Words
dohdi dohdie doodie dodie Dodis dodirty Doadies Dodding dodie yellow dodil
Jo nebo ne?
Kera holka bi dnes prijela moc mi hybi láska a sex us sem dloho nemel a chci to vistrikat do hoki a vistrikat na pusu a nakozy a dodiri Jo nebo ne tak mi nejaka napište Jo nebo ne jesli scete nejaka dite tak prijette dnes autem Jo nebo ne a budu cekat klidne na drzi vlakovim do koolika hodin klidne do. Rana moc vam dekuju
Dodiri by Cyphrex July 18, 2020

Doodie Hole

Hey guys, guess what, I put my finger in her doodie hole!
Doodie Hole by Dirty Sally April 9, 2010

dodie yellow

that yellow, invented by Dodie Clark ,AKA dodie with a lowercase d, (she is a youtuber/singer/song-writer) ,which is not very bright nor dull (#fef65b) (she has a Q&A explaining this ).
"is it dodie yellow though?"

"is it snowdie yellow though?"

dogdiversion

the use of a pet to divert attention from an uncomfortable moment or situation. Often used when visiting other peoples relatives, or any environment where you don't know anyone or have anything to say so you speak to the dog/cat/fish/bird.
Shit, Adam dragged me to his Aunt's house on saturday for tea then talked on the phone for an hour I had to use a dogdiversion twice!
dogdiversion by Marlon S June 21, 2008

dowding out 

To have a paranoid reaction after consuming marijuana edibles.
Caitlyn's brownies had that kid dowding out.
dowding out by QueenStonita September 18, 2014