hydroponic
hydroponic by Belllignorant June 27, 2003
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Hydroponic
the literal definition of Hydroponic is "water working" or the greek words Hydro meaning Water and Ponos meaning Labor. Hydroponics is the process of of creating a system that is able to recirculate water while supplying the plants roots with nutrients in a completely soilless system.
Hydroponic by Blunt Trauma in san diego January 9, 2010
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hydroponic weed
hydroponic weed by Avalonparis July 6, 2014
hydroponic shrooms
Psychedelic mushrooms, usually containing psilocybin. Most commonly encountered form is Psilocybe cubensis. Sold as "hydroponic shrooms" by unscrupulous dealers, not because they are grown hydroponically, because that's not even possible, but because ignorant weedtards will pay more money for them.
Mushroom grower: Want some shrooms?
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.
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Later on in the day:
Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.
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Later on in the day:
Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.
hydroponic shrooms by random_shroom_pseudonym December 9, 2008
hydroponic shit rod
When your floating in your girlfriend's parents' pool and release a long straight solid shit into the deep end by the ladder.
Bro, Jason just released a hydroponic shit rod into Cassie's Dad's new pool. Some girl ate it while doing a cannonball
hydroponic shit rod by JesusdeJesus February 28, 2009
hydroponic heart
Metaphoric in nature, a hydroponic heart is found in a cold, uncaring, indifferent person. Hydroponic refers to somewhat sterile, artificial growing conditions, such as hydroponic crops.
Originally coined by Shakira, a Columbian pop singer.
Originally coined by Shakira, a Columbian pop singer.
This relationship is over, I need some caring, loving and emotion in my life, not you and your hydroponic heart.
hydroponic heart by JustMeMan May 21, 2006
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