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1. A symbol of hope, prosperity, and everything we know of western civilization today. It's a way of life

2. To be so beautiful as to make money simply by sleeping.

3. The ever present threat of communism

4. The strong side defense that Oklahoma used to shut down Texas Tech's five-wide spread offense.

5. The only hope that New Trier has of not being over run by evil Russian mobsters

6. Jewish by nature, black by interpertation.

7. Dislikes A Milli, and thus not a venereal disease.

8. To have many girls vying for your d simultaneously

9. Standing atop a large metaphorical or literal mountain

10. The act of courrupting young and innocent minds with ideas of djzucky like comments.

11. Anything you want



1. Many appreciate the election of Obama because they view him as a djzucky.

2. Dude, that MILF could be a djzucky.

3. “Man, are you disappointed that you live in a democracy now that you’ve been deported from Cuba?”
“Just a little bit, but I’m banking on the djzucky.”

4. Bob Stoops knew he would need to surprise Harrell and the Red Raiders, so he employed the djzucky which worked to perfection.

5. “Hey man, you hear that Boris Ikrinovitchkov and his gang took over Chicago? Do you think that they’ll come for New Trier?”
Dude, no way, Boris knows we’ve got the djzucky”

6. “He goes to my synagogue and he can ball like none other, he’s definitely a djzucky.”

7. “Dude that MILF is a slut”
“Yeah man, but it’s ok, she’s djzucky”

8. “Dude, Jamie, Kristina, Emilay, Erin, Meghan, Mary, and Blake all want his D. He’s a huge djzucky.”

9. “When he finished his trek in the Himalayas, he was totally djzucky.”
Or “Dude he just scored a date with Black Ice, he’s definitely djzucky.”

10. “Man, that’s not cool. Why is he selling pick-up lines and guns to 6th graders?”
“I don’t know dude, he’s just djzucky.”

11. “Djzucky, djzucky djzucky djzucky djzucky 13 djzucky djzucky cool djzucky djzucky bro?”
“Haha, oh djzucky djzucky djzucky, yeah man, djzucky djzucky.”
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026