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Dingphobia 

Dingphobia is when someone is afraid of getting a door ding on there car. A lot of people whom get new cars get dingphobia and it doesn't go away until you get youre 1st door ding, or maybe a scratch. And then you don't care anymore and the dingphobia goes away. You know you have dingphobia if you park way far away from everyone else so youre car stays nice, especialy if its crowded.
My friend Marty has dingphobia bad, and when we came out of the frozen yogurt store he had a huge scratch down his car door. Epic fail!
Dingphobia by Topper 7770 July 11, 2011
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dishphobia

The fear of washing dishes mostly affecting lazy people who also suffer from chorephobia.
When dad asked mum why the sink was stacked full of dirty plates, cutlery, pots and pans he was informed that his little princess was having another dishphobia attack.
dishphobia by jpg3 August 5, 2010

Dickphobia 

Daxia gets nervous when she see's a dick, she suffers from dickphobia
Dickphobia by Rigam●rtis January 28, 2019

Digiphobia 

digiphobia is when you only want to buy games as a disc or a game card
Avoiding all digital games as it doesn't feel like you own them
Its a phobia of buying digital games basically
2 people on a call:
Person 1: ooo theres this new game friend its zelda breath of the wild!
Person 2: sure lets go to the game store!
Person 1: oh you can buy it digitally its easier
Person 2: no i can't i have digiphobia

Person 1: oh that's hard work the store is 5 kilometres away
Person 2: yeah i will go to the store
Person 1: okay...
Digiphobia by Dmsas360 October 12, 2020

Duck Dynophobia 

- the fear that some of the characters on the politically incorrect reality-show Duck Dynasty might push their pro-heterosexual and basic traditional Christian views on sexuality and sin in the mainstream corporate controlled media

Background: Phil Robertson, one the lead characters on the hit reality show Duck Dynasty gave an interview to GQ magazine, and he promoted a heterosexual and Christian lifestyle, and then the cable channel A&E got word of what he said and notified him and the press that they would NOT be permitting Phil to be in the reality show any longer, in an obvious case of bigotry, oppression and suppression of free speech by a major network
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Ex.

Jim: Did you hear about the suspension of Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty by the A&E executives?
Bob: Yup, sure did!

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Those anti-Christian pro-homosexual executives at A&E are obviously suffering from Duck Dynophobia!
Duck Dynophobia by GlennyJ December 20, 2013

dickphobia 

Unusual fear of dick, usually is found in a chick who is in it for herself
I think this bitch has dickphobia.
dickphobia by The giver April 9, 2003

Dickphobia 

When one is afraid to touch thy dick
Boy: may you please suck thy dick

Girl: hey I don’t think I’m ready yet I might have dickphobia...
Dickphobia by Just a gal May 2, 2018