dicky doink
dicky doink by gunny1968 April 30, 2014
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Dick Doinking
The act of getting naked with atleast four close guy friends and proceeding to jump up in the air and high five each other with the tips of your cocks.
Avery: My dick is so tiny that it never touched anyone else’s when we were dick doinking last night.
Dick Doinking by Don’tGoToEastCleveland May 9, 2018
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A person who is very skinny and quite nerdy looking, often has unruly hair and large teeth. Sometimes does not wash for weeks.
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Skitamarrinky Dinky Dink
When Dave saw John penis. John exclaimed im a grower not a shower because he was ashamed of his skitamarrinky Dinky Dink.
Skitamarrinky Dinky Dink by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024
Double doinker dick
When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once
“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”
Double doinker dick by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019
Dink dick december
Dink dick december is mostly for the girls. Its based on slap ass month that mostly boys got to slap girls bootys. In dink dick december, girls are allowed to grab/punch or slap boys dicks. Dinking means hurting someone so the girls can dink the boys dicks during dink dick december
person 1 Holy shit its almost ddd!
person 2 What’s that?
person 1 You havent heard?? Its dink dick december
person 2 Sounds bad! I will buy mysef some protection to get prepared!!
person 2 What’s that?
person 1 You havent heard?? Its dink dick december
person 2 Sounds bad! I will buy mysef some protection to get prepared!!
Dink dick december by Pls_dont_dink_my_dick November 22, 2019
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