Dickfish 

The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.

Juhi, he totally dickfished me! It was definitely not the same dick from the pictures!

Dickfish by Seth G. June 19, 2017

dickwasher 

n: Refers to a person's mouth.

Shut your dickwasher! Bring your dickwasher over here and put it to use.

dickwasher by Scott Free May 30, 2006

Dickfished 

When someone is catfished with a dick pic. See catfish.

Much to Lily's surprise, Adam's actual penis looked nothing like the one in the picture that had texted to her. The one in the picture clearly belonged to Jamal. To her chagrin, Lily had been dickfished.

Dickfished by Marco the Great October 26, 2013

dickbishop 

An insufferable cunt, douchebag, fuckface, or all around asshole.

"I swear to god these dickbishops are going to drive me over the edge."

dickbishop by Rizzen March 22, 2008

dickilish 

A person who is ticklish on their penis.

John: Why is Jerry laughing while in the bathroom?

Jimmy: Oh, he's jerking off and is dickilish.

John: makes sense.

dickilish by Jerryjohn June 2, 2014

dickish 

to be brash and insensitive to another. to put your own interests above all else. to act like a penis.

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dickish by Mason Williams October 30, 2004

dickwithdrawl 

A medical condition in which a woman experiences a multitude of symptoms such as irrational behavior, mood swings, foggy memory, irritability, depression, bipolar disorder, insomnia due to the lack of cock. Cures include sucking, stroking, fucking a cock near her.

Dickwithdrawl when a girl or woman needs to suck a cock or fuck one before she starts showing, memory loss, anger, or insonmia.

dickwithdrawl by Westical Twatkins May 4, 2020