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dick candy

An individual, usually a woman who a man would like to meet just in order to eventually sleep with.
"Yo, check out that dick candy over there."
by Skank_Away June 15, 2007
mugGet the dick candymug.

Candy Dick

When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.
"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"
by DirtyXVegas January 30, 2009
mugGet the Candy Dickmug.

Cotton candy dick

When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job
She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.
by Hismajestypoopsmith September 13, 2021
mugGet the Cotton candy dickmug.

candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)
“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth
by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 20, 2023
mugGet the candis dick fit in your mouthmug.

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