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Look, mother fucker, don't pour the cane! We need to save that for the sluts, remember? ...Sick fucking fiend.
by ignorant mofo June 02, 2003
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if something hurts, it canes.
"I have a back ache, it really canes."
by Dan Knowles February 28, 2008
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to hurt
That slap on my face really caned
by Ron April 10, 2003
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To do (something) recklessly and at speed

tr.v. caned, can·ing, canes
"...and Ayrton Senna has caned the hairpin"

"She just caned that whole bag of charly"
by Mark January 04, 2005
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to cane = to consume with vigour. Mainly used in connection with drugs and/or alcohol.

English only i think. 'Bosh' is often used in a similar way.

Also more frquently being used in connection with food, and money.

Also a caner is one who canes (esp. drugs) on a regular basis.

To be caned means being inebriated.
"I caned that can of lager"
"I caned five pills at that club last night"
"You caned that tenner I lent you in about half an hour"
"heres a a box of chocolates - don't cane them all yourself, share them out"
by malcahol May 25, 2003
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that is one horney cane
by Pam C November 01, 2006
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A University of Miami student identified by profuse drug use. Derived from COCAINE
Why can't the Cane player get into a huddle on the field anymore? It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
by Bill May 02, 2004
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