slam desks 

Slamming desks is when two people of the same sex (usually male) rapidly slam their fronts together, usually bringing sexual pleasure to the individuals.

'Hey, Come over so we can slam desks' He suggested.

slam desks by saugen June 5, 2018

Clear desks 

Have sexual intercourse with a co-worker.

I want to clear desks with Todd after the boss leaves.

Clear desks by ComradeDoge August 19, 2020

desk warming 

a principal delight of ESL teachers in Korean public schools, where they spend vast amounts of time at their desks, with no particular assignments or tasks to complete.

Websurfing, writing emails, downloading movies and other files are common ways to pass the time.

With Winter break in full swing, Minsu the ESL phenom at the middle school found himself with oddles of timefor desk warming, which he used to download his favorite WORLD OF WARCRAFT add-on!

desk warming by Football's Dick Vermeil April 9, 2011

DEEKSHA 

A name that encompasses all that is awesome and beautiful in the world. She's Smart,Beautiful, Amazing, Talented, Sweet, Kind, Gorgeous Girl. She is the best girl you'll ever meet, simply awesome. If you ever find a Deeksha, never let her go, you'll definitely regret it and sometimes she may be moody, difficult and unfair at times - and talking to her is like peeling a onion because there is always more to discover under each layer , a whole different side and although she likes to bully you ,she will always have a heart of absolute purity and is one of a kind.

Much adored by those called Abhi.

Random person : "this girl has a heart of gold!"
Abhi: "She is such a Deeksha"

DEEKSHA by abhineetsingh27 September 1, 2019

desk granola

All the bits and pieces of food, hair, fingernails, and lint that are found when you turn your computer keyboard over.

"My keyboard quit working. The IT guy said it was full of desk granola."

desk granola by AGRODEO July 12, 2014

decksex 

A period of intense focus when creating decks for collectible card games such as Magic: The Gathering. Often stretching into the twilight hours of the night and replacing actual playing time altogether.

Mark: "hey you wanna play some MTG tonight?"

Phil: "Yea sure. I had some major decksex last night, need to playtest some new cards"

decksex by MrCopacetic June 8, 2014

Deskraiser

An exceptional type of erection/boner often induced by the internet which raises your desk by around 1-2 inches.

When Ringham turns on the internet its usually only 5 minutes before something gives him a deskraiser. Can often be attributed to midget porn and or Emma Watson.

Deskraiser by eddbutter March 12, 2013