desagilation 

That which is above a demerit, citation, violation, verbal warning, written warning, and a disciplinary review.

You don't want one.

I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day, or you will receive a full desagilation

desagilation by Julian~ May 17, 2007

disagilation 

Worse than 3 demerits, 5 citations, 4 violations, 1 verbal warning, 2 written warnings, and a disciplainary review put together. Let's put it this way you don't want to know what you happens when you get four.

Jim: What does a demerit mean?
Dwight: Let's put it this way, you do not want to receive three of those.
Jim: Lay it on me.
Dwight: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.
Jim: Now that sounds serious.
Dwight: Oh it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in a world of hurt--in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.
Jim: Which would be me.
Dwight: That is correct.
Jim: OK, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day, or you will receive a full disagilation.
Dwight: What's a dis... what's that?
Jim: Oh you don't wanna know.

disagilation by Kiel H May 27, 2007

Desaggelation 

The worst kind of pretend office punish meant to mess with annoying workers. This word comes from The Office Season 3, Disc 4. The conversation where this word comes up is written below.

*Jim walks into the office late*
*As he sits down Dwight hands him a yellow slip of paper*
Jim Halpert: Oh, what's this?
Dwight Schrute: That is a demerit.
Jim Halpert: *reads* "Jim Halpert. Tardiness." Oh, I love it already
Dwight Schurte: You've got to learn Jim. You are a second in command, but that does not put you above the law.
Jim: Oh, I understand. And I also have lots of questions. Like, what does a demerit mean?
Dwight: Let's put it this way. You do not want to recieve three of those.

Jim: Lay it on me.
Dwight: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.

Jim: Now, that sounds serious.
Dwight: Oh, it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll recieve a verbal warning. Keep it up and you're looking at a written warning. Two, of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary reveiw, written up by me and placed on the desk of my immeadiate superior.

Jim: Which would be me.
Dwight: That is correct.
Jim: Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full desaggelation.
Dwight: What's a... What's that?
Jim: Oh you don't want to know.
*Dwight looks horrified*

Desaggelation by addicted_to_the_office November 4, 2009

dissagilation 

This word was introduced by Jim Halpert on the American version of "The Office" as a threat to co-worker Dwight Schrute. It is assumed that Dwight will be in a great deal of trouble if he receives a dissagilation.

Thus, it is assumed it is a disciplinary action.

"Well. I want it on my desk by 5pm this evening, or you will receive a complete dissagilation"

dissagilation by Lance Doucette August 28, 2007

desalination 

a way of turning salt water into fresh drinkable water.

e.g jack got some fresh water to drink at the desalination plant.

desalination by urlocalcrackhead420 August 29, 2019

Hemovaginal Desalination 

When blood from a woman's menstrual cycle is recycled to it's purest form to be employable for donation. This includes the filtration of the lining of the uterus, and other matter that is discharged from the vagina, that is not part of the usable blood.

Dave's girlfriend is on her period. She can help save a lot of lives if she donates her blood by hemovaginal desalination.

Hemovaginal Desalination by Dr. Darrell Johnson April 16, 2008

disagilation 

Meaning a serious talk about a fake subject

You we gonna need have a disagilation later if you and Yoda don't stop talking behind my back

disagilation by disagilation June 30, 2018