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Depornified 

That feeling when you don't get your daily dose of pornography, and start to go mentally insane because of your lack of horniness.

Basically, when you haven't seen actual pornography for a long period of time (usually 24 to 72 hours) and you start to get upset because you haven't seen breasts or cocks, or other body parts in days.

People who have been depornified for months and/or years tend to become more mentally stable after not looking at porn for such a long period of time, and they finally end up socializing with others like a normal functioning human being.
Guy 1: My mom took away my phone, and now I've been depornified!
Guy 2: Good for you, what does that even mean??
Depornified by brian33337 October 16, 2023
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Reporning 

Passing on porn once you're spent or contains subject matter that you really aren't interested in. Porn re-gifting.
Yeah, it's a reporning from Bob, who has finished his thing with the midget amputee porn. ooooh watch this bit.
Reporning by megamaid January 11, 2011

delorbing 

To pine for delorbe.
Kristen: I'm going away to CT this weekend, therefore I will be delorbing.
delorbing by MetalVixen December 14, 2008

decoring 

The act of inviting a bunch of friends over for a party, and then having them help you paint/decorate your new place.
Anne is having a decoring party this sat, are you gonna be there?
decoring by Killer kurvz March 19, 2009

deboning 

the act of removing the subscription cards from a magazine before you read it.
deboning by roy amos August 10, 2003

Depornify 

The act of cleaning your computer of all traces of pornographic material so your wife or girlfriend does not find any incriminating evidence. Full depornification includes cookies, temp files, search strings and a manual search for all jpg and mpg files. This is necessary if you have a computer savvy significant other. Otherwise, a simple disk clean up works fine.
Mark had to quickly depornify his computer as his girlfriend came home early from work.
Depornify by Papa Smurf 69 February 13, 2009

Departing gift 

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
John farted then left the room, he left a Departing gift
Departing gift by naitsirhc August 23, 2009