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dehydrotoxicationated 

1. the state of which your body is in after way to much alcohol consumption,
2. the point of the night you begin to realise you may have too much blood in your alcohol system.
3.the feeling of being completely full to your eye balls with liquid but desperately need to guzzle down a pint of water to "maintain a level-head", and leaves you for days having to servive on liquid lunch"!
the morning after when your tongue feels like you've been eating sand and tastes like you may have fallen asleep with ur head in the only bog that wouldnt flush (after blowing chunks).
E.G. "DUDE I DRANK SO MUCH LAST NIGHT I THINK IM LIKE DEHYDROTOXICATIONATED!!!!
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dehydration

1) The loss of too much body fluid through frequent urinating, sweating, diarrhea or vomiting.
2) A state that occurs when not enough fluid is present to fulfill the body's fluid needs.
3) A condition in which the body loses more water than it takes in.
Excessive workout without water intake might lead to dehydration! So make sure u keep the fluid intake good.
dehydration by Aashish Dhand January 4, 2009

Dehydration

A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water
Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die
Dehydration by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

Dehydration Quaff 

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.
I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.

Dehydroxation

A common workout technique where you do not drink any fluids during your workout session and then right after drink your protein, thus making your muscles dehydrated so that they will absorb evey last nutrient you put in after a long and hard workout.
1)
Brendan: Dang Tom your looking huge what's your secret?
Tom: Dehydroxation man, shit really works!
2)
Only the best body builders know about dehydroxation!
Dehydroxation by Body building man November 6, 2011

Culinary Dehydration 

The effect of eating either very salty, or very spicy foods which leave you so thirsty, that you feel as if you are literally dehydrated.
"Dude, last night I tried Jamaican food for the first time, and even though that jerk chicken was great, after I got home, I spent the whole night chugging down water by the gallons...I was suffering from Culinary Dehydration!"

dehydration station 

An empty water station, that makes you feel dehydrated when you try to take water from it
the hydration station is currently a dehydration station