16 definitions by IhaveHIV

Dehydration

A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water

Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

American Rub

When fill up a gun with cum and shoot it at someone while beating the meat
oh shit

So I gave myself an american rub

by IhaveHIV October 30, 2020

Konifuckinchiwamotherfuckinjapaneseshittyanimeboy

A saying used by 12-year olds to say "Hello, Japanese person"

"Konifuckinchiwamotherfuckinjapaneseshittyanimeboy"
"Oh hi"

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.

"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

c17h21no4

A delicious chemical

Hey dude I can smell the c17h21no4 from across the room.

by IhaveHIV January 4, 2021

Humidititty

Sweaty Titty.

Oh shit the queen got Humidititty during a parade.

by IhaveHIV March 19, 2021

Special Dildo

A penis-shaped contraption made out of nails and spikes that is shoved up the ass for the ultimate torture. Its purpose is to remove human insides. Most of them are built for infants.

eyy motherfuckear whant this god damn uh Special Dildo man eyyy???????

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021