7 definitions by niggasteve11
1. Term used to describe an extremely fast "Number 2." This includes the entire sitting down, wiping, and hand washing portion of the poop. It does not have to be exactly 5 seconds but anything under 30 seconds can be considered a "5 Second Deuce"
2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.
2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.
I was late for school but I had to poo so badly that I had to take a 5 Second Deuce so that I wouldn't be late for the bus.
by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010
The bars found in handicap stalls so that retards don't fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while shitting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.
I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.
by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010
I was watching Jack and The Bean Stalk and it was so erotic watching Jack climb the stalk that it gave me a folklore-gasm.
by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010
For non-muggles, a quaffle is in fact a waffle that has been saturated with queefs. Usually occuring in breakfast resturants with tainted food.
Dog, I went to Denny's and the waitress destroyed my grand slam breakfast by giving me quaffles instead of frenchtoast.
by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010
by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010
A stool or step ladder that is used to elevate one's legs while releasing feces as to increase the amount of poop expelled. It also decreases the time it takes to poop since the poop is expelled faster and easier.
Dog, hand me the poop stool, I'm about to drop some major ass bread and I need all the help I can get to squeeze it out.
by niggasteve11 April 25, 2010
(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.
(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.
(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.
I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.
by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010