defission 

n. The state of a relationship with a friend or loved one when their adamantly untreated depression becomes so burdensome that the relationship is threatened to the point of explosion, resulting in a separation. origin: an amalgamation of depression and fission.
n. The depression, worry, frustration and angst resulting from a friend or loved one's own depression, centering around your desire to help and their rejection of your help, and the feelings of sadness and helplessness you feel as the relationship suffers or even ends as a result.
v. The process of destruction of a friendship or relationship with a loved one due to their intolerable and miserable attitudes and behavior resulting from their long term, untreated depression.

"Pete and I are sinking into defission because no matter how hard I try to get him to think positive or make some positive changes in his life, he still refuses to even acknowledge that he is depressed, never mind get treated. It's like he wants to be miserable, and I just don't want to be around that kind of negative energy."

"I'm starting to feel defissioned because Sally is mad at me again for not being supportive and attacking her when I suggest that maybe it's not that people are being mean to her all the time but that her perceptions are warped from her long term depression and she really needs to treat that to solve the problems."

"Joe and I aren't talking anymore, everything is defissioning because he refuses to get his shit together and go to the frickin doctor!" (colloquial)

"Dude, you have two options: defission with all your friends, or go get help."

defission by high art February 7, 2010

decision lane

The vaguely-triangular strip of road separating a highway exit from the actual off-ramp. So named because drivers will use the space to stop and make decisions, merge through to the off-ramp after making split-second decisions, and/or crash into water-filled barrels or exit signs contained therein after failing to properly make a decision.

(To a passenger) Did you see that guy cut through the decision lane?
(To another driver) Nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(Relating a story) Ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(Relating directions) You can merge off the ramp that's next to the decision lane without any barrels.

decision lane by Stephen Anthony Uy July 15, 2006

cupcake decision 

Similar to Cocaine Decision an irrationally optimistic impulsive decision to start a vintage or retro small business, with no idea of who will actually pay good money for the flowery-heart-craft-thing, wavy hair or indeed cupcake, that is proposed.

"It's on handmade paper with natural dyes and each one takes 2 hours of my time so I think fifteen pounds for a birthday card is fair, right?"

"I love the whole retro look and at least 2 of my friends bought some off me so everyone will..."

"Have you thought that through? sounds like a cupcake decision to me..."

cupcake decision by henrynavigator December 18, 2012

decision stream 

Decision stream - a statistic-based supervised learning technique that generates a deep directed acyclic graph of decision rules to solve classification and regression tasks

By increasing the number of samples in each node and reducing the tree width, the Decision stream preserves statistically representative data and allows extremely deep graph architecture that can consist of hundreds of levels.

decision stream by Dr. James Fan May 8, 2019

slicecock decision 

A slicecock decision is a situation that is so difficult that it is like getting your cock sliced in two.

Should I screw Jenny or Jane?

Man, that is one slicecock decision!

slicecock decision by Burt Johnson September 18, 2007

Colonial Decision 

Anything that one does to veer away from something normal. It applies to sibling rivalry or going against peer pressure. It also can mean something that you do that is boldly different.

Cole Sprouse made the colonial decision when he decided to dress like a pilgrim while his bro Dylan kept on the normal teenager path.

Colonial Decision by EileenJo January 28, 2013

game time decision 

A decision that is held off until the moment when it must be made. Very commonly used by professional coaches, especially of the NFL.

Reporter: "Will Portis be ready to play by Sunday?"
Coach: "He didn't practice today, but he's feeling better resting each day this week. He'll be a game time decision against the Cowboys."

Dude #1: "Where are we getting our drink on tonight?"
Dude #2: "Who knows. Let's just make it a game time decision."

game time decision by Jay 'Bird' Uhlenhoff January 29, 2009