When you give a person you are dating entirely too much attention and affection...to the point where it gets creepy and they reject the relationship entirely.
Origin: A child once loved its pet gerbil so very much it petted it too hard and ripped its head clean off. She kept repeating to her mother "Bobo Dead! Bobo Dead!"
You need to stop sending your boyfriend all those flowers, and texting him every three minutes, and driving by his house to see if he is home. You are going to BoboDead him.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.