13 definitions by Someone who's better than you. I rule.

redneck bob

what bob is called when he gets caught in the sun, gets a red neck, and grabs a pitchfork and starts humping his sister and marrying his cousins, and saying "yeehaw"

redneck bob humped my sister, then humped his sister, then humped your sister.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

big things

big things are things that go with mountains.

I just saw a picture of a mountain and some big things. I rule.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 4, 2004

townie bob

what bob is called when he puts on his bling threads and starts saying "innit".

townie bob called me a "fuckin goth innit". I hate him.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

evil bob

a bob who is as evil as hamsters are furry. he must not be trusted.

that evil bob killed my dog!

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

ugly bob

a bob who is too ugly for words. I hate ugly bob, he's so ugly.

if I had a dog that had a face like ugly bob I would shave it's ass and make it walk backwards.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

what if

the thing that people with other thongs say. like what if I had green feet? would that rule, or would that rule? in fact, I think as a subjective it would have to rule more than ruling itself. Being the secondary subjective to the first, then I would have to say that having green feet would rule more than ruling would rule if it were ruling itself's rules.






















































































































































































































































































Confused? You should be.

Mary went to the store and said "what if I walked into traffic blindly?"

This word rules. Also, if you hadn't guessed by now (if you haven't you are scum and an imbecile), I am better than you, and I rule.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 4, 2004

dead bob

what we call bob after he dies.

dead bob smells too much. let's bury him.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004