Departing gift
The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
Departing gift by naitsirhc August 23, 2009
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Human wine decanting
The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".
Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.
Human wine decanting by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021
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depansing by thecharacterwannie January 15, 2023
Human Decanting
When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses
Human Decanting by shamdog6 July 21, 2021
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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