3 definitions by Señor Cunnilingo

Cock Shock

Sepsis caused by human wine decanting

Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

Wee Wee Wine

Alcoholic beverage served through an enormous penis by means of human wine decanting.

Suzy woke up hung over and broke from ordering one too many wee wee wines.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

Human wine decanting

The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".

Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021