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declutter 

To eliminate extraneous things or information, as in "It's time to declutter your life." This can apply to cleaning up a room or location, but can also apply to cleaning up computer files or removing unnecessary information from your brain or even a specific discussion. It is often used in a loose way to refer to eliminating unnecessary stressors from your life/situation, like someone talking about decluttering their life by breaking up with a significant other. It can also be spelled with a hyphen: de-clutter (decluttered, decluttering).
We need to declutter our basement before we buy anything else.
We are decluttering our basement.
I really need to break up with Joey and declutter my life.
It's time to declutter your hard drive.
declutter by wordcritic2 May 15, 2015
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declusterfication 

Def: to undo someone elses' clusterfuck, or mess.
"I walked into work today and spent the first 4 hours in declusterfication mode: Bob had really made a clusterfuck out of things!"

"Joe had really made a clusterfuck of that situation with Mary. I felt obliged to slip into declusterfication mode, and try to fix things between them."

"I'm on my way into the ER to declusterfy since Dr. Steve has things in a clusterfuck!"
declusterfication by Kwirkdon79 October 10, 2014

Emotional decluttering 

The process of ritual cleansing that we go through to clear our minds and start anew after a big life event.
Jack: hey, do you want to go out this weekend?
Sally: I cant, I'm staying home. I have a lot of emotional decluttering to do.

declusterfuctify

To loose or untangle a mass of stuff.
Velma: Vince, come here. The christmas lights are all tangled.

Vince: Let me declusterfuctify those for ya, Velma.
declusterfuctify by Ric Z. June 13, 2008
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026