One of the most known soccer players. He plays as a right midfielder. Played at Manchester United where he won the Champions' League, then transferred at Real Madrid, Europe's most prestigious club. From 2007 he will start the season at LA Galaxy in the MLS, having a contract for 5 years worth $250 million. Apart from soccer, he likes fashion, and different hairstyles who draw attention to him. He is married to Victoria "Posh" Beckham, an ex-Spice Girl. Although some question his ability to play soccer, he is able to cross the ball to a team-mate with a pin-point accuracy. He is number one in the world at taking free kicks with Juninho Pernambucano closely following him. He was also the England captain until that new fag couch came from Middlesbrough.
– Did you see David Beckham playing for Real last nite?
Yea he was amazing, he set up all 3 goals for Real!
by vanbert March 02, 2007
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An un-talented chav with too much money. Plays football, a game in which dumb men that couldn't get any qualificatios at school chase a little ball and think that they look great doing it.
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A talented midfielder known for deadly free-kicks, crosses, and ability to work with dead balls. Reached stardom wearing his lucky #7 shirt at Manchester United, where he left in 2003 to join Spanish team Real Madrid as #23. He has recently signed a deal with MLS LA Galaxy and will join in 2006. A global icon known all over the world.
How did David Beckham play for Real Madrid yesterday?
by kakafan07 May 28, 2007
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the fittest man on the planet!
he is soooo sexy!
he is sooo fit and he is a great footballer with a great body... yes it IS david beckham!! mmmmmmmmmm!! yummie!
by GIRL March 14, 2005
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A God

A Footballer in England, a socer fag in America

a cool guy
Alex: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!! Fuck YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Look at his fucking amazing ass body/face
I want to just go over there and rape him right now

Tony: shut up
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Kaelis freaking bomb the house dad...aka the krispy kreme gangsta of futbol!
hey your skills are weak, check out mine they're david beckham!
by annabelle16 February 28, 2008
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A very skilled, very attractive, very popular soccer(football) player. He is married to Victoria Beckham and they have 3 sons. David Beckham is quite possibly the sexiest man alive.
Lexy: Did you hear!?
Nora: What?
Lexy: David Beckham just scored 3 goals in one game!!!
Nora: Wow! He's soo skilled and soo hott! I want to meet him so badly!
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