When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.
Person: What?! You just totally sharted man!
Person 2: How can you tell?
Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.
A redskinned person who hasn't done anything special in his life.
Everything is new for that stupid pomodore.
Someone having a voice you totally don't expect
Person: Oh that guy, Tracy Chapman has awesome songs...
Me: Dude it's a woman
Person: Oh, I got struck by the David Beckham effect
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